I am a pygmy hippo

camelwax @ 2006-04-20T15:17:00

2006-04-20T19:17:35Z

camelwax @ 2006-02-11T00:28:00

2006-02-11T05:28:48Z

camelwax @ 2005-11-24T23:40:00

2005-11-25T04:41:27Z

happy turkey day, hope yours was better than mine. mine sucked ass. :)

camelwax @ 2005-10-31T11:03:00

2005-10-31T16:03:53Z

just letting you guys know i'm still alive ;)

camelwax @ 2005-09-19T07:59:00

2005-09-19T12:00:58Z

i really feel like google should have a pirate thing today....just b/c that would be awesome

DUKE MENS SOCCER WON IN DOUBLE OVER TIME YESTERDAY!!!

D-U-K-E who the fuck'd you come to see, DUKE DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! DUKE DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

you'd really have to be there to understand ;)

camelwax @ 2005-07-20T14:48:00

2005-07-20T18:49:54Z

YES! my chem grade got accepted....that's $600 not wasted. excellente.

happy birthday frank lloyd wright!!!

2005-06-08T22:21:42Z

ooh yay :) he is one of my favorites

camelwax @ 2005-05-25T23:51:00

2005-05-26T03:51:55Z

SaByLoCa04: FUCK JEFF
sHeLi1014: haha, sounds like fun
SaByLoCa04: sickening
SaByLoCa04: i vomitted in my mouth
sHeLi1014: ahahahaha

she never ceases to amuse me

camelwax @ 2005-05-25T23:38:00

2005-05-26T03:39:14Z

SaByLoCa04: a little i had therapy today and it sucked
sHeLi1014: ug...i cant wait
sHeLi1014: i go on friday
sHeLi1014: for the first time
sHeLi1014: what did they do to you?
sHeLi1014: hurt you?
SaByLoCa04: yes made me stretch out and shit
sHeLi1014: oh no...that was on my perscription....STRETCHING
sHeLi1014: and im such a wimp compared to you
sHeLi1014: ug sucks
SaByLoCa04: haha yeaa
SaByLoCa04: but you havent been stiff
SaByLoCa04: i havent been bending my leg
sHeLi1014: true...hopefully my pain will be less (actually im sure it will be, but i still want to be hardcore like you :-))
SaByLoCa04: haha
SaByLoCa04: i hope your therapist has ear plugs haha
sHeLi1014: bitch
sHeLi1014: :-)
SaByLoCa04:
SaByLoCa04: that was funny

yes i'm a whiney little bitch and saby is hardcore...suck it up

my mom has me on a diet...save me with dairy queen!

2005-05-24T21:09:21Z

ok, so anyone following my knee saga: went to the ortho, he took some xrays, no breaks. he thinks is a really bad sprain. possible ligament damage but nothing 4 wks of physical therapy won't fix. if that doesn't work, MRI time and possible surgery (fuck no).

ALSO, for those of you priveledged enough to be my dear lovely freinds, my birthday is approaching (kind of) and seeing that it is on a weekend I was thinking the Saturday before (July 9th) we could do super FUN STUFF!!!! like beach and etc. I don't care what. Just want to hang out w/all you retards I haven't seen in a while. All my little collegiates (who all go to fucking UM now, wtf is that? silly kids)

OK FIRST ORGO TEST TOMORROW!!!!!! joy to the world

camelwax @ 2005-05-17T13:20:00

2005-05-17T17:22:25Z

My bid for world domination
LiveJournal Username
Why you did it
Your lair
Your hideous secret weapon
Your favourite colour

Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant	february_stars_
Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes	edd0
Your perverted scientific genius	fearrequiem
You cordon bleu chef	paper_jam
Lieutenant with serious moral qualms	edd0
Number of countries subverted	82


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i love that amanda is my beautiful exotic deadly lieutenant :) mwahahaa look at all the countries i own. all your base are belong to me. (thanks jordan)

camelwax @ 2005-05-13T22:10:00

2005-05-14T02:10:42Z

MOOMINS: i dont see you as a child person

priceless.

camelwax @ 2005-05-12T01:02:00

2005-05-12T05:02:57Z

rkg821: u nearly got your wish
rkg821: someone threw a grenade at president bush when he was visiting jordan
sHeLi1014: WAHT!OEUEIOJKEGJKEJG
sHeLi1014: that is INTENSE
rkg821: yea i couldnt believe
rkg821: so weird
sHeLi1014: ...shit, i knew i could control events
sHeLi1014: i must only use my power for good
rkg821: haha yea im scared of u now
rkg821: maybe ill be a little nicer...
sHeLi1014: you better not get on my shit list
rkg821: yea i dont wanna be on ur grenade list

hahahaha long story, but hilarious

ask me some time

excellent

2005-05-10T23:50:10Z

sHeLi1014: hello dear
JeffHussmann: hey
sHeLi1014: haven't talked to you in a while
sHeLi1014: you changed your facebook picture back.....
sHeLi1014: earth to jeff
sHeLi1014: ridiculous
JeffHussmann: dammit, sorry
sHeLi1014: haha
sHeLi1014: idiot
JeffHussmann: i was away
sHeLi1014: where the hell did you go?
sHeLi1014: obviously
sHeLi1014: so why'd you change the excellent facebook picture i made
sHeLi1014: hmm...if you ever come back im going to kill you
sHeLi1014: JEFF
sHeLi1014: this sucks
sHeLi1014: i really want to talk to you because i miss you but i never call you becuase im always afraid you're sleeping and now you're not sleeping but you're not talking
sHeLi1014: and i understand if you're busy doing something else but just tell me that so i dont sit here staring at the screen waiting for you to write back
JeffHussmann: i am a horrible person
JeffHussmann: i keep walking away to do things and forgetting
sHeLi1014: ....
sHeLi1014: are you kidding me?
JeffHussmann: i said i'm a horrible person
sHeLi1014: i thought you were being sarcastic :
sHeLi1014: :-)
sHeLi1014: let me know when you're gonna be here for like 5 minutes at a time and i'll type
JeffHussmann: ok
JeffHussmann: i am here
sHeLi1014: haha ok
sHeLi1014: so why did you change your facebook picture?
JeffHussmann: i dont know what you are talking about
sHeLi1014: i made you that awesome one from your birthday
JeffHussmann: no
sHeLi1014: actually i made ME it
sHeLi1014: and then you stole it
JeffHussmann: i have no idea what you are talking about
sHeLi1014: jeff!
sHeLi1014: are you serious?
JeffHussmann: no
sHeLi1014: ha, ok
sHeLi1014: so why did you change it fool?
JeffHussmann: facebook must have forgotten and switched back to the old one
sHeLi1014: you are ridiculous
sHeLi1014: you still sick?
JeffHussmann: no symptoms really
JeffHussmann: just sleeping a lt
JeffHussmann: lot
sHeLi1014: hm, well its a good thing i'm not calling you
sHeLi1014: and waking you up
sHeLi1014: but thats excellent, im glad you feel better baby
sHeLi1014: :-)
sHeLi1014: now come visit me!
JeffHussmann: i'm going to eat dinner now
JeffHussmann: talk to you later
sHeLi1014: ...jesus jeff
sHeLi1014: whatever
sHeLi1014: bye
JeffHussmann signed off at 7:45:54 PM.

what an asshole......what am i doing with this jerk?

camelwax @ 2005-05-03T11:42:00

2005-05-03T15:43:16Z

finals suck at life

camelwax @ 2005-04-26T21:29:00

2005-04-27T01:30:51Z

You drew the pig:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates

Facing front, you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, they care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs, they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing, they are secure, stubborn, and stick to their ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.

The bigger the better. You drew medium sized ears, you are a good listener

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life.

And again more is better! You did not draw a tail :)

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hahah, the quality of my sexlife...funny shit

camelwax @ 2005-04-22T12:25:00

2005-04-22T16:29:31Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVITA!!!

and

HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!!

and

HAPPY 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!!

camelwax @ 2005-04-19T21:56:00

2005-04-20T02:09:19Z

sHeLi1014: give him the virus
SaByLoCa04: noooo!!
sHeLi1014: :-)
SaByLoCa04: i would never
SaByLoCa04: i love him!!

camelwax @ 2005-04-15T12:22:00

2005-04-15T16:23:10Z

camelwax @ 2005-03-31T01:34:00

2005-03-31T06:34:47Z

camelwax @ 2005-03-30T00:21:00

2005-03-30T05:21:59Z

You're the Green Lady. Not exactly a Fairy, more like
the Gaurdian of the forest. You care for the plants
and belong with the trees. Elegant and
Beautiful.

Which Beautiful Amy Brown Fairy Are You? (with pretty pics)
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coolest quiz ever courtesy of the roomie

WORLD WATER DAY!!!!

2005-03-22T17:11:09Z

camelwax @ 2005-03-19T00:36:00

2005-03-19T05:40:23Z

wow...just looking for my deviant art page back in the archives and found this...interesting

so, this is gonna be a rant. so if you don’t care about how I feel, stop reading now. hm…sure I lost a few there. prolly lose a few more by the end of this. anyways, last night was fun…in a sense. the game was awesome, we won. I started feeling really tired and sick though, but I didn’t want anyone to feel like they had to leave because of me so I just slept with my eyes open a bit. so after we got out everyone was doing the typical stand around and scream about where we should go instead of just going there thing and my love (amanda) called me and told me she was injured and stuck at home and I wanted to go cheer her up but I didn’t think the schlepping of 20 people would be appreciated. then I got separated from my other love (vanessa) through a series of unfortunate circumstances. so I went in rurik’s car and we followed people for a long time. and brian was bothering the hell out of rurik and I finally began to understand why they were so late and asheley has lots of hot pictures on her phone and a picture of jj :) funny shit…so yeah, we’re driving and brian calls amanda. that’s when it all began. he’s like “oh no, amanda’s hurt, she sounds really bad, oh my god” and I was like, “grah, yeah she’s hurt but she’ll be fine, she’s not dying, she’s just down about shit” so then brian’s like “oh my god rurik, she’s hurt” and then rurik’s like “oh no, tell her I say hi” and it was just an amanda love fest in the car. i'm not saying they're in love with amanda, don't get me wrong. so for the whole rest of the night (and right now while im thinking about it) I wanted to vomit. cause I am just vomitous. so yeah, we finally made it to the numb ale house and me and asheley got obese on huge brownie sundaes that we couldn’t finish and blake was being disgusting/sexy as only he can…it was funny. we finally left NMB @ like 12:00 and rurik was already in trouble/grounded. so we went and dropped off chris and I have seen his house now, and asheley too. so then I moved up front so brian couldn’t harass rurik again and we drove and talked about amanda (keep track of all the amanda times, this is important later) and the boys talked about stupid shit and I tried to stay awake cause I had almost fallen asleep on brian before and we finally got to rurik’s house without any misadventures. so we went to drop off shahab which was interesting (where the hell are you taking us shahab?) and guess what we talked about the whole time? remember what I told you to remember before? yes, that’s right, amanda. so we talked about amanda, and I kept trying to change the subject but it wouldn’t stop and we just kept talking about her. oh, don’t get me wrong we weren’t talking shit about her…everyone loves her, how could we do that? it was all good shit. it's just that everything is in some way related to amanda. like the 5 degrees of amanda isenberg. except its more like 2 degrees. so then me and brian began our long trek home and we had really interesting conversations, except a lot of it went back to amanda somehow. but brian said something really nice to me which im not telling anyone cause it really made me feel happy and special and if I tell someone then I’ll probably think its stupid and kill it…but most of the conversation just made me want to cry. not in a happy way. everyone wants the same things. why don’t we all just get together so everyone can be happy? everyone tells me what they want. all of this stuff, it hurts. I love that everyone tells me stuff, I love being someone that can be there for people to off-load onto. most people don’t have the patience. I feel like people don’t want to hear what I have to say when I tell them. so I stop. and then it just sits there inside and grows into a weight. I love all of you more than anything. I want to fix everything for you, but I cant. I cant even fix myself. cant make myself happy. I don’t know what to do, to make other people happy. I feel so useless, helpless…why the fuck do I always have to feel like this? why the fuck do I always fall in love with someone right before they tell me they’re in love with someone else? it hurts. brian says there must be something wrong with me because that doesn’t happen to anyone else and its happened to me 3 times. you know what else brian? ask anyone ** *** ***** ** ** **** ***** and they remember, but you forgot. don’t ask me why, that hurt a lot. like a gunshot. I had a dream that brian was in his car in the school parking lot and it blew up…or the front did anyways, and everyone was standing watching and I tried to run to get him out and they were holding me back so I killed them and then ran and pulled brian out and there was another explosion and it hurt so much… I could feel the pain in the dream and brian went to the hospital and his mom was the nurse and she had a break down and brian…no one cares, why am I bothering. there’s something green and ugly inside me and I hate it. I told brian about it and I felt so ugly and spiteful and mean and stupid in infantile and immature just saying it, it almost made me vomit. I hate myself. and I hate…fuck. I hate it. my sister is killing herself. its gotten better but its still there. it comes everyonce in a while and hell visits with it. stretch your fucking clothes, I’ll kick your ass bitch…oh wait, can’t do that, you’re emotionally unstable and dying. so I just have to take it. take it all bitch. over and over. cause im the stable one, I have to walk on eggshells around her. everything I say activates a landmine. walk around with duct tape over my face so I don’t offend anyone. just keep it all inside. eating me away. like acid. like that time we made acid etchings in art. don’t want to be a damn smart kid. sick of working all the time. wanna go to art school and take pictures. take pictures, make paper, draw buildings, paint, splatter things…sick and tired. want someone…never really had someone. everyone just wants to tell me about their problems. don’t want to listen to me. *****, god help me, you never listened. always wanted to talk about you, WHAT ABOUT ME? do I matter to anyone? or am I just a mass-less proton. want to matter to someone. want someone to hold me and not let go…want to be held so bad. that’s really all I want. someone to hold me and touch me. someone to care. someone that doesn’t just care if someone else isn’t around. someone that cares about me as much as I care about all of you. there’s no one. brian told me that if he didn’t fly home with me all the time when we go to college it’d be because I found some great guy and I was flying with him. bullshit brian. no one fucking cares about me. fucking hell.

you were right brian..i did find someone :) but he lives in NC so he doesnt fly home with me, YOU'RE WRONG BRIAN!!! actually, you just really suck for not going to the beach today....

camelwax @ 2005-03-19T00:07:00

2005-03-19T05:09:04Z

You scored as Democrat.

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Anarchism

100%

Communism

100%

Democrat

100%

Socialist

83%

Green

75%

Republican

Nazi

Fascism

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
created with QuizFarm.com

i dont get it...how can i be 100% 3 things and magically be a democrat? i wanted to get the green party...there was only one question about the environment though. this quiz sucks a monkey's nut

oh, and they dont add up to 100% why???

atleast im not a facist or a nazi...or even worse, a republican :)

camelwax @ 2005-03-17T23:46:00

2005-03-18T04:47:29Z